Actually, a US-Canada merger would be a terrible idea, but one Canadian journalist wants to convince you otherwise. Speaking of bull, on the 7th day of the government shutdown, the Utah National Guard purchased a mechanical bull to replace their existing mechanical bull, which is broken beyond repair.
And the cherry on the ‘wtf sundae’ that is America these days: a Long Island middle school has banned the ‘tossing of footballs’ at recess. We think they’re watching too many Brady Bunch reruns out there.
Links
-> The Merger of the Century: US-Canada
-> Middle School Bans Footballs, Other Recreational Items
-> What Shutdown? Government Buys $47,174 Mechanical Bull
-> Investment Bank: Plunge in US shares coming in early 2014
-> 10 Things You Need To Know Before The Opening Bell
-> Fmr. Pres. Carter: Middle Class Today, Resembles Yesteryear’s Poor
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